sequoia nat'l park: sequoia edition

jarrod exorcises demons in his free time.

speaks for itself (and the next photo)

cecca didn't read the "don't knock down trees" sign

jarrod considers taking up residence in this burned out tree until he realizes that a family of squirrels lives there and everyone knows that squirrels are terrible roommates, especially jarrod because his third and fourth grade teachers were both squirrels that lived with him and his family and they always ate all of the toilet paper and smoked all of the basil and dranks all of the good goat's milk so there was none left for anyone except the mailman. or so says jarrod.

that's a great meal.

jarrod wishes he had a booty like that.

oh no. jarrod's fear of being zipped into a tree is realized.

jarrod high-fives his two best friends (hint: they don't exist).

jarrod finally has a b.m. and is a bit too proud.

jarrod attends the 2,342nd annual sequoia high school prom. 

...and that was the last time jarrod mentioned geordi laforge on this trip.

these trees like to party.

turn this picture upside-down and tell us what jarrod looks like.

this tree has no friends.

this tree has tons of friends. why? because it's the biggest living thing in the world and it's name is general sherman and it thinks your hair look fantastic, especially when you wear it up.

jarrod gets into an argument with yet another plant.